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Abu Dhabi :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2013-10-07 14:16:46 -0700 | funny-news

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was in Turkey urging the country to continue acting as a bridge between the East and the West. She avoided mentioning the real reason was there: to ensure that Turkey remains sufficiently pro-West. The...
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Abu Dhabi :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2013-10-07 14:16:47 -0700 | funny-news

Rupert Murdoch’s global media empire appears to be in serious trouble as two of his top executives have resigned in the wake of a phone hacking scandal. Murdoch is expected to survive as reptiles tend to do.The four-month-old anti-government protests...
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Breaking News: ‘Super Daad’ wants to make 100 children
 
Posted by: Tariq Aziz

Ajman :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-04-10 11:57:03 -0700 | funny-news

MANAMAH (Ajman) — 63 year old, Mohammad Al Balushi, is an Emirati having 90 children from 17 wives and 50 grandchildren and he is planning to make 100 and want to be a national DAAD. Mohammad has worked for UAE...
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Breaking News: Woman Gets Rid of 'gay' husband
 
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Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-04-10 12:09:59 -0700 | funny-news

Dubai: A woman has filed case to get divorce as her husband is a gay. Few months after getting married, the woman catch her husband constantly chatting with his gay partner online and exchange sms with him. When the woman...
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Breaking News: A man was being sexually exploited by women
 
Posted by: Tariq Aziz

Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-04-10 07:06:10 -0700 | funny-news

Dubai - A Chinese spa owner and a compatriot woman forced the masseur and two other females to offer sexual services to male customers. The Dubai Court convicted 40 years old businesswoman of human trafficking and sexually exploiting the Thai...
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Breaking News: Judgement Day Billboards seen on busy streets in Dubai
 
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Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-05-09 23:04:28 -0700 | funny-news

Large billboards stating that May 21 2011 will be the judgment day were seen on the busy roads of Dubai much to the astonishment of every body. Marie Sheahan media representative of Family Radio had come all the way from...
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Breaking News: Boys are INNOCENT
 
Posted by: TaimoorSajid

Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-01-15 08:28:24 -0800 | funny-news

This is the modern age and love stories are taking some twists. Every one says past was good in every aspect,there was no hate and fight. Girls were innocent and girls are Innocent.OHh woo woo,wait what you just read is...
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Breaking News: Funny Hair Style
 
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Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2011-08-04 23:32:44 -0700 | funny-news

I was thinking of new hair style and at once some new idea came in my mind. I thought i should share those brilliant idea with you. I have uploaded Pic, must check and give me feed back did u...
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Abu Dhabi :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2013-10-07 14:19:54 -0700 | funny-news

10. Exploding cigars. (So what if it didn’t work on Castro? It’s gold!) 9. Exploding condoms. (Assange might not be a smoker). 8. Exploding pyjamas. (Assange might be abstinent). 7. Try to convince Assange’s mother to tell him to behave...
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Posted by: anonymous

Abu Dhabi :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2013-10-07 14:19:54 -0700 | funny-news

10. Widespread discontent due to the cancellation of Libyan Air Acrobatic Olympic Games 2011. 9. Qaddafi looks for ways of attaching heat-seeking missiles to kites 8. Pro-Qaddafi pilots are forced to take camel-riding lessons. 7. Camel-riding lessons for the pro-Qaddafi...
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Posted by: anonymous

Abu Dhabi :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2013-10-07 14:19:54 -0700 | funny-news

10. Offer him another voluptuous Ukrainian nurse 9. Offer him the Presidency of the African Union… with the headquarters in the Bahamas. 8. Tell him there are kids on hallucinogenic drugs outside looking for him. 7. Tell him the kids...
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Breaking News: 2.45 million dollars Fraudulence on the name of Actress.
 
Posted by: SONALBEN RANA

Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-07-26 05:47:38 -0700 | funny-news

A case of imposing limestone is arrived in light. On the name of Indian Bollywood actress Minisha Lamba the issue comes across from UAE people. Just two years ago, fraud people gave hopes to people to offer luxurious apartments, villas...
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Breaking News: What are the Chemical Properties of Women?
 
Posted by: Kashif Siddiqui

Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-03-08 13:20:29 -0800 | funny-news

What are the Chemical Properties of Women?Substance: WomenChemical system: WowManufacturer: GodOccurrence: Large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES1. Surface Tension - Soft and warm2. Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced.3. Boils at nothing.4....
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Breaking News: Lawyer's Jokes
 
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Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-04-10 07:52:56 -0700 | funny-news

Lawyer's Jokes: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How...
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Breaking News: Computer's Funny Joke
 
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Dubai :: United Arab Emirates | updated 2012-04-10 07:52:56 -0700 | funny-news

Computer's Funny Joke Computer Acronyms PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDNIt Still Does NothingAPPLEArrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSISystem Can't See ItDOSDefective Operating SystemBASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBMI Blame MicrosoftDECDo...
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