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Rupert Murdoch’s global media empire appears to be in serious trouble as two of his top executives have resigned in the wake of a phone hacking scandal. Murdoch is expected to survive as reptiles tend to do.The four-month-old anti-government protests...

10. Widespread discontent due to the cancellation of Libyan Air Acrobatic Olympic Games 2011. 9. Qaddafi looks for ways of attaching heat-seeking missiles to kites 8. Pro-Qaddafi pilots are forced to take camel-riding lessons. 7. Camel-riding lessons for the pro-Qaddafi...

10. Exploding cigars. (So what if it didn’t work on Castro? It’s gold!) 9. Exploding condoms. (Assange might not be a smoker). 8. Exploding pyjamas. (Assange might be abstinent). 7. Try to convince Assange’s mother to tell him to behave...

10. Offer him another voluptuous Ukrainian nurse 9. Offer him the Presidency of the African Union… with the headquarters in the Bahamas. 8. Tell him there are kids on hallucinogenic drugs outside looking for him. 7. Tell him the kids...