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Posted by: SALifestyle

Cape Town :: South Africa | updated 2012-08-19 01:59:28 -0700 | funny-news

The full text to this story can be found at: http://salifestyle.co.za/beware-of-stage-five-clingers?showall=1 Someone recently asked me what exactly constitutes being classified as a stage five clinger. According to the Urban Dictionary a stage five clinger is defined as: A member of...
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Posted by: Pijush Mitra

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-08-16 14:53:47 -0700 | funny-news

Dear readers, don’t miss to watch the amazing video attached with this report. The video shows a black Labrador, named Kira jumps into waters of Ponta do Ouro, Mozambique and swims along with dolphins in the Indian Ocean. News giant...
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Breaking News: Breaking:  A South African man gets up after few hours in morgue fridge
Posted by: MijiBaba

Cape Town :: South Africa | updated 2012-03-08 19:56:44 -0800 | funny-news

A South African man gets up & find himself in a fridge — almost a day after his family thought he had died, a health official said.Health department representative Sizwe Kupelo told the man awoke Sunday afternoon, 21 hours after...
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Posted by: ................ Darlene

Cape Town :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 19:03:41 -0700 | funny-news

Pictures have emerged of a three-metre great white shark after it breached into a marine research vessel off the coast of South Africa. According to the Cape Times, six researchers from Mossel Bay on the Southern Cape, were collecting data...
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Breaking News: A pinch and a penny for a pun too many!
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 16:00:17 -0700 | funny-news

Another one passed to me by a friend and worth sharing. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but...
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Breaking News: Cleaning tips from the Dog!
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-04-15 01:19:11 -0700 | funny-news

Another one passed on to me that is worth sharing, enjoy. How to clean a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add...
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Breaking News: Picture of the day
Posted by: izmgsa

Cape Town :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:53:47 -0700 | funny-news

Sharks are much older than dinosaurs. Their ancestry dates back more than 400 million years. Sharks are one of evolution’s greatest success stories. These animals are uniquely adapted to their ocean environment with six highly refined senses of smell, hearing,...
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Breaking News: WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-04-15 00:35:29 -0700 | funny-news

Forwarded to me by a friend. Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30...
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Breaking News: A blonde smiley
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:42:42 -0700 | funny-news

WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE 'BEST BLONDE JOKE' EVER...... ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 50 litres of milk.When the milkman...
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Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:41:39 -0700 | funny-news

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.The first man...
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Breaking News: Something to cheer us up - well, perhaps only the management!
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:39:35 -0700 | funny-news

Passed on from a friend. Enjoy! New Employment Rules SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. MATERNITY...
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Breaking News: Confucious did NOT say.....
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:39:03 -0700 | funny-news

Passed on from a friend, enjoy Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil...
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Breaking News: nin soomaali ah oo jacel sun u cabay
Posted by: mrdasar

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:37:06 -0700 | funny-news

nin soomaaliyeed oo kunool wadanka south africa ayaa sun cabay kadib markii uu furay xaaskiisi laba maalin kahor. cabitaanka sunta ayaa imaatay xilli oo doonayay in uu dib ugu naqdo xaaskiisi. oo iyaduna ay gaashaanka u daruurtay. gabadha ayaa lagu...
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