Love Cruise Safety (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-24 11:21:20 -0800 | funny-news
On cruise ship I fell overboard Please save him my dear wife implored It wasn’t so funny To dunk her honey When I was where money was stored
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2012 that brings Smile
Posted by: richwebnews
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-11-22 10:20:53 -0800 | funny-news
Thanksgiving Day contitutes turkey, football and parades festivities where families, friends, and loved ones meet one another and indulge in the essence exchanging warm greetings. Marked as one of the most significant festivals of America, Thanksgiving Day falls on the...
Why I Keep My Wife High On A Pedestal (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-01 18:44:49 -0800 | funny-news
Up high on a pedestal she And there wife and goddess would be As heaven she’d bless My love I’d profess And sights up her dress called to me
My Pole Dancer (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-11-27 22:49:04 -0800 | funny-news
This Pole Dancer she was with me All other men must pay her fee Still I must confess My family’s stress But Polish dance lessons aren’t free
Bed Is Not The Same (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-03-02 22:26:02 -0800 | funny-news
My nights aren’t what they use to be My wife’s always tired you see Those good times have fled When my wife would shed A story at bed time for me
One Way To Choose A Guy (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:27:22 -0700 | funny-news
Of all the men she’d date but few So many that just wouldn’t do So many men scratched Till she was attached To ones whose names matched her tattoo
Looking For Good Doctor (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-22 23:39:21 -0700 | funny-news
From suffering man was now free His doctor held answer you see Though doctor will claim That he’s not the blame The heart attack came with his fee - - - Like limericks? Become a member of Martin’s Facebook fan...
Pug Dog to Celebrate 20th Birthday in San Francisco
Posted by: Pug_love
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-04-03 18:03:49 -0700 | funny-news
SAN FRANCISCO - A pug dog - who is reportedly 20 years-old - will celebrate this momentus event with other pug dogs (and their owners) April 7th in San Francisco's Alta Plaza park. "Mandi's" owner believes the small breed dog...
Words From A Valentine Rose (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-03 02:45:56 -0800 | funny-news
So florid the words which she chose When I gave my Valentine rose Her verse had such power That angels did cower As bee in the flower stung nose
Camping Quite Different (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-05-22 17:43:58 -0700 | funny-news
Out “camping” with friends I would go In places most people don’t know Was that really me A real sight to see In women’s clothes we were the show - Camp - From the French slang term se camper, meaning...
Let Us Pray (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 03:29:56 -0700 | funny-news
The priest he had plenty to say To man who threw marriage away Of Satan’s dark hall Where sinners will fall And who’ll win the ballgame today - - - Like limericks? Become a member of Martin’s Facebook fan club....
The Kiss (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-29 00:06:31 -0800 | funny-news
A kiss from this Miss made room spin Some say I awoke with a grin For somehow she missed The point of my gist And kiss of her fist blessed my chin
A Valentine Or An Idea (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-23 06:09:44 -0800 | funny-news
I took my wife out for a treat And all of her friends said how sweet What they didn’t know My reason for show At home there was no food to eat
You Should Go Before You Read (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-29 03:51:04 -0800 | funny-news
My son always came in first place Here no one alive could outpace To weeps of Oh boy This gift he’d employ Whenever for toilet he’d race
A Father Son Tale From The Land Of Aww (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-09-29 13:24:55 -0700 | funny-news
A father shared thoughts with his son He knew from his gloom what’s begun My son head may twirl And stomach may hurl And this was just girl number one
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