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Breaking News: Don’t Try This At Home (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 04:35:37 -0700 | funny-news

A host who was far too polite To wish all of his guests goodnight So he produced smell We all know so well And soon noses fell to mass flight
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Breaking News: Easter Bunny Shot Dead By Hunters!
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

Montreal :: Canada | updated 2012-11-02 14:05:31 -0700 | funny-news

April 7, 2012: Not really. But, let’s start at the beginning. If you read my limerick “I Thought It Was Funny And Good Too”, where I had rabbit for dinner on Easter and told my family it was the Easter...
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Breaking News: Weirdest Home Structures
 
Posted by: PornGun69

Montreal :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 16:02:51 -0700 | funny-news

Weirdest Home Structures How does it feel to live in a strange house? And I’m referring to literally strange houses. Wouldn’t it be weird entering and leaving an egg-shaped, toilet-shaped or any other-shaped houses other than the square-shaped house we...
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Breaking News: The Beautiful Fortune Teller (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 04:37:13 -0700 | funny-news

She saw the man’s future in ball And to the brave man told it all This beauty’s no fake In forecasts she’d make He soon would be taken by doll
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Posted by: The_Con-Sept

Denver :: CO :: USA | updated 2012-04-15 07:55:05 -0700 | funny-news

Sometimes when you let your guard down, even for a split second.. You could miss even the most blantant display of extra ordinary amazement. I get a call from Castle Rock around 3:30 am. It took me about 15 minutes...
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Breaking News: (video) Friday funnies:Family Guy' Stewie does Bill O'Reilly
 
Posted by: VeronicaS

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 16:55:34 -0700 | funny-news

It's TGIF, time for some light humor. We have been bombarded Sunday to Thursday with tragedies, controversies, political shenanigans and global conflicts so let's let our hair down, kick back, put our feet up and have a good laugh. Well,...
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Posted by: associates6

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:02:51 -0700 | funny-news

Visit http://masleyassociates.com now! Computer, Network, Repair, Service, Support, IT, Tech, Certified, Consultant, Irvine, Newport Beach, And Fountain Valley, Orange County, Southern California
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Posted by: advancedplumbing

Rome :: GA :: USA | updated 2012-03-27 11:02:35 -0700 | funny-news

Advanced Plumbing and Septic Service offers quality septic pumping services in Rome, GA. Not only will we pump your septic tank, we will clean the tank as well. When cleaning the tank we don't knock holes in the top of...
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Breaking News: "Batman" pulled over by police for Bat-license plate
 
Posted by: DoubleG

Silver Spring :: MD :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 13:03:45 -0700 | funny-news

Whoever said no news is good news and that there's no such thing as bad publicity may not have anything (nice) to say about Batman with the release of The Dark Knight Rises just less than four months away. On...
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Breaking News: Dad, The Tooth Fairy Didn't Come Written and illustrated by Jerry Begly
 
Posted by: onlinewithandrea

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-03-25 15:00:12 -0700 | funny-news

A Reflective Review By Andrea R. Garrison - Online With Andrea Dad, The Tooth Fairy Didn’t Come Written and Illustrated by Jerry Begly is a hysterically funny children's book. I absolutely enjoyed reading this book as much as I loved...
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Breaking News: A Limerick – Or Part For (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 04:41:02 -0700 | funny-news

My wife on this trick would rely When stopped for a ticket she’d cry But one little whirl Her scheme would unfurl The cop was a girl not a guy
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Breaking News: Sound Familiar? (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 04:41:58 -0700 | funny-news

This man was the king of his keep He waded in money so deep There wasn’t a plan That he couldn’t span At least while this man was asleep
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Posted by: Pijush Mitra

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-11-02 14:04:03 -0700 | funny-news

Two-year-old girl Makena has become a YouTube sensation now-a-days for her rendition of Adele’s Grammy winning song “Someone Like You.” The little girl’s mother Heather Fedorick posted the video on YouTube on March 6. 1,641,844 visitors have already watched the...
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Posted by: The_Con-Sept

Denver :: CO :: USA | updated 2012-04-15 07:55:50 -0700 | funny-news

As a cab driver you must know every street on the entire face of the planet. Otherwise people will confuse you, after they argue with you. And then there is Dementia. I get a pickup at about 1:50 am. At...
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Posted by: bullox

Los Molinos :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-04-19 02:45:30 -0700 | funny-news

MTS to ProRes Converter for FCP is a terrific app for Mac users to convert MTS to ProRes MOV format for import into Final Cut Pro on Mac OS X.
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