Dad Balances 24-Pound Baby on His Hand-the most adorable video
Posted by: nazish7
Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:15:19 -0700 | funny-news
A bundle of joy. 5-month-old baby having fun with his dad in a most amazing way.Baby Leopold,24 pounds of absolute adorable roly poly baby chunk,standing straight rather said balancing himself on his hand. It's so incredible that even his mom...
What Do Boys And Coconuts Have In Common (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:15:20 -0700 | funny-news
If monkeys can swing in a tree The lad thought well why couldn’t he So he swung around Till answer was found When skull hit the ground he could see - - - For those who like 100 laughs “Well...
The Sweet Music Of What? (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:16:44 -0700 | funny-news
When he sang most men ran in fear Except for her whose beauty was clear Now I hear you cough To cover your scoff With hearing aid off she can’t hear - - - For those who like 100 laughs...
His Secret Of Youth (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:18:11 -0700 | funny-news
Though old the man looked youthful still How did he this marvel fulfill His secret sublime Will complete this rhyme His face even time it could kill - - - Well That Was That; The Poetry of Martin Kloess is...
Luck Can Be Weird (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:23:11 -0700 | funny-news
The cursed robbers didn’t get far Bad luck made them run into car But luck would submit As fortune soon lit The car that they hit had a star
Dating Lesson 12.903 – What Is Her Name (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 03:36:35 -0700 | funny-news
He just couldn’t keep their names straight The oodles of women he’d date He would say let’s see It started with E Till emptiness became his fate
FRACKING AWESOME
Posted by: CarolynMcGraw
Valley Center :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-06-12 11:26:51 -0700 | funny-news
Fracking: A slang term for hydraulic fracturing. Fracking refers to the procedure of creating fractures in rocks and rock formations by injecting fluid into cracks to force them further open. The larger fissures allow more oil and gas to flow...
'Miami Zombie Attack Prank!' Goes Viral (Video)
Posted by: nazish7
Miami :: FL :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 22:42:49 -0700 | funny-news
A prankster is running around Miami dressed as a zombie and scaring the hell out of people! Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, from Russia, was filmed dressed up as a zombie and chasing locals in Miami, covered in blood and making hideous panting...
Adorable hamster plays dead after being shot with finger gun (video)
Posted by: Bea_Shaylee_Sayers
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:45:07 -0700 | odd-news
An adorable hamster gets shot with the finger gun and pretends to be dead. Or does it really pretend? This little hamster is either a brilliant actor or its owner simply scared the crap out of it. Watch the video...
Tea Party House members introduce bill to outlaw picking nose in public
Posted by: liberalgrouch
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2012-06-01 08:52:12 -0700 | funny-news
"Why should my kids have to see that?" asked Walter Klugenfertz (R-IL) during a meeting of the House Ways and Means Committee Thursday. "There's just no reason for it. It's unsanitary, and unless they eat what they pick, they end...
Why Won't Romney Disavow Rumored Relationship with Miami Face Eater?
Posted by: liberalgrouch
Miami :: FL :: USA | updated 2012-06-03 16:40:11 -0700 | funny-news
Just days after he took the stage at a gala Las Vegas fund raiser with noted birther, Donald Trump, GOP Presidential Nominee-in-Waiting Mitt Romney refused to repudiate rumors of a previously unknown association with Rudy Eugene, identified by Miami Police...
Romney's Birth Certificate Reveals Startling Fact
Posted by: liberalgrouch
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2012-06-12 12:10:01 -0700 | funny-news
Say what you want about President Obama's birth certificate. And you will. But when GOP nominee-in-waiting Mitt Romney released his birth certificate in a spasm of dog-whistle signaling and winking to birthers, he may have bitten off just a little...
No purchase necessary - dine with The Donald and Mitt
Posted by: KatNove
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-06-02 11:39:50 -0700 | funny-news
I’m usually the unluckiest person in the world. I’m even more unlucky than the 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived. Have any of them thrown up in a coffee cup that seconds before was being used by their...
The Ruler Of All He Sees (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:52:26 -0700 | funny-news
Was this the bright future he’d planned When he had the world to command What sage did he poll To reach wished for goal With remote control in his hand
THE OLD BOYS CLUB'S, GRAND OLD PLAN (GOP)....a political fairy tale
Posted by: CarolynMcGraw
Valley Center :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-05-24 18:27:54 -0700 | funny-news
THE OLD BOYS CLUB’S, GRAND OLD PLAN (GOP)…. a political fairy tale The string theory suggests there may be parallel worlds. The following is, of course, fiction but there may be parallels to the world with which we are familiar,...
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