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Breaking News: Dating Lesson 1431.311 – Clues (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 02:47:07 -0700 | funny-news

On her every heartbeat was spent The flowers and letters he sent On his lover true Who did not share view She moved without clue where she went
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Breaking News: In the News....When bad people go hilarious.
   
Posted by: sweetieliz

Kenosha :: WI :: USA | updated 2012-07-21 14:29:01 -0700 | funny-news

I haven't opened a newspaper to find three funny headlines on one page in a long time, side by side. How these people do such stupid things, and it manages to make headlines disturbs me. These were all found and...
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Breaking News: What  A “Waist” (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 02:59:30 -0700 | funny-news

Such dreams would this vision ignite This source of a young man’s delight So how did he win her This now big fat grinner For whom she cooks dinner each night
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Breaking News: One Wish Use It Wisely (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:21:44 -0700 | funny-news

When asked if your world change you could What wrong would you wish to make good His mind didn’t roam His wish turned toward home Make wife’s bat of foam and not wood
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Breaking News: Parody About US Olympic Uniforms Made In China
   
Posted by: Adrian Holman

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:22:55 -0700 | funny-news

The political outrage over the weekend was about the US Olympic uniforms were made in China. It's strange that the US Congress was incensed about their clothing since they were the same ones that allowed for outsourcing to happen in...
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Breaking News: A Higgs boson, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
   
Posted by: Punditty SelectMedia

Berkeley :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:07:07 -0700 | funny-news

July 10, 2012 Just when you thought it was safe to wade back into the exciting field of particle physics and scientific breakthroughs, Punditty goes and starts writing jokes about the Higgs boson. A part(icle) of you used to think...
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Breaking News: One Way To Choose A Guy (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:27:22 -0700 | funny-news

Of all the men she’d date but few So many that just wouldn’t do So many men scratched Till she was attached To ones whose names matched her tattoo
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Breaking News: The happy beginning of Marriage The hurtful end Divorce
   
Posted by: CorruptCt

Hartford :: CT :: USA | updated 2012-07-26 17:03:22 -0700 | funny-news

Overwhelmingly, men join these groups after being screwed over in divorce court by entitled feminize dirt bags like the first poster “feminist” who have the typical female mid life crisis and wind up initiating the following all too familiar scenario:...
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Breaking News: What Do They Know That I Don’t (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 03:03:23 -0700 | funny-news

How lucky can any man be To snag such a woman as me Perhaps they’re creating This woman I’m dating For I am still waiting to see
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Breaking News: Tell Me You Haven’t Heard This One (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 03:05:31 -0700 | funny-news

A suitor had passed every test To prove to girl he was the best Now where is that dater That ego deflator He cheated he later confessed
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Posted by: LatriciaWhite

Fredericksburg :: VA :: USA | updated 2012-07-04 04:07:03 -0700 | funny-news

No electricity! No air conditioning! No Hope! I know it takes a while to get the electricity back on. I'm a patient woman. No I'm not! I want my electricity back on now! Other people have their electricity back. Why...
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Breaking News: The Truth Of Why The Devil Roams The Earth (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-18 13:19:54 -0800 | funny-news

The devil on earth now does roam Don’t bother the Bible to comb For taxes you see He thought he could flee Till IRS repossessed home
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Breaking News: Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklaces
   
Posted by: SarahBenedict

Weare :: NH :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:02:53 -0700 | funny-news

AVAILABLE FOR $12.80 AT http://stores.ebay.com/Uncharmed-Boutique I can't think of any friendship that has lasted longer than the one between PB & J! Making breakfast delicious and giving you a great start to your day, and doing it as a team....
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Posted by: Pijush Mitra

Pawleys Island :: SC :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:54:40 -0700 | funny-news

The awesome video was taken by Jason Wheeler on Pawley’s Island, South Carolina. A 2-year-old rescued Dachshund named Madeline is seen in the video with an unnamed crab. Wheeler posted the video on YouTube on August 20, 2011. 734,941 visitors...
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Posted by: nazish7

Pawleys Island :: SC :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:54:45 -0700 | funny-news

Madeline is a two-year-old dachshund. Last August, when she was just a puppy, her owner recorded her scampering along the sand, chasing a crab. The footage was originally posted on YouTube last year, but the nearly 2-minute clip made its...
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