Syrian hackers "announced" Justin Bieber's gay on Twitter
Posted by: rsa76
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-05-09 16:18:34 -0700 | funny-news
Hackers "Syrian Electronic Army" (Syrian Electronic Army, SEA) hacked Twitter news website E! Online and published a post about gay Justin Bieber. On Saturday in the Twitter post was published on the portal, it was reported that Justin Bieber is...
My best financial move (Satire)
Posted by: AnthonyViscito
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-05-02 02:22:35 -0700 | funny-news
The best financial move I ever made was not moving at all. What do I mean by that? Well I’m about to tell you. It all started in 2004 when I was just about to graduate from high school. I...
One man's waste is another baby's food (Satire)
Posted by: AnthonyViscito
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-03-18 00:03:29 -0700 | funny-news
According to sources Baby Food may be more natural than originally thought. Sources close to the situation have reported that most Baby Food comes from regurgitated fruits and vegetables from recent retirees. “Old Folks” are jumping back into the work...
Replace Heart with BUTT and You Get - YouTube
Posted by: fibonnaci
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-12-26 07:59:37 -0800 | funny-news
Butt (II) (2006) Butt (1999) Butt (1987) Angel Butt (1987) Wild at Butt (1990) The Courageous Butt of Irena Sendler (2009) (TV Movie) Young@Butt (2007) Playing by Butt (1998) Where the Butt Is (2000) Music of the Butt (1999) Crazy...
A Stripper Pole for your SUV?
Posted by: LesMac
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-09-04 06:46:22 -0700 | funny-news
As I was about to sit down at the laptop to do some research for They Walk Among Us (how`s that for a plug), I was distracted by a news report on KTLA. Something about stripper poles being sold...for some...
What exactly does "hands free" mean?
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-15 14:01:26 -0700 | funny-news
So I am back on the 101 freeway where I spend too much of my life. There is no black primer Honda in sight. (You’ll have to read the Donut Story to understand). This time, I am next to a...
So where does Facebook end and stalking begin?
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-15 00:38:15 -0700 | funny-news
So I found one of my best friends from elementary school, let’s call him Gregg cause that’s his name, on Facebook and sent him a message. According to him, we had spoken about 19 years ago when last I tracked...
Getting old isn’t hard, it just takes time
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-13 03:48:43 -0700 | funny-news
I was having coffee with my old friend Jack this morning, and as we were talking, I noticed he and I have reached the age where a measurable portion of our conversations aren’t about the latest and coolest cars or...
Where did “yada, yada, yada” go?
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-11 19:31:56 -0700 | funny-news
I’m texting my friend Tracey today, because no one talks anymore. And as I continue to ramble on, similar to my “stories,” she texts me, “blah, blah, blah.” So I begin to wonder, where did “yada, yada, yada” go? I...
Where's Elvis when you need him?
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-10 19:15:08 -0700 | funny-news
It seems Seth Horvitz of Washington, DC, ordered a flat screen TV from Amazon.com but received a Sig Sauer assault rifle. For some reason, I seem to be the only one that recognizes how these two go hand in hand....
Mr. Webster, you’re fired!
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-13 03:07:33 -0700 | funny-news
It’s hard for me to understand why the English language is the way it is. I was reading the news about a bus that said it had a “fiery crash.” I am truly sorry about that, but why isn’t it...
My donut is really pissing me off….
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-08-05 14:01:29 -0700 | funny-news
So as I’m driving up the 101 Freeway today, in typical Los Angeles traffic, this punk teenager is driving his primer black Honda so close behind me, I could see the whites of his eyes. All the while I’m listening...
Thou Shall Not Steel...
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-30 00:43:17 -0700 | funny-news
There is just something inherently wrong with going to Church on Sunday morning and finding a collection of shopping carts from Costco tucked away behind the chapel, strategically positioned next to a stack of recyclable materials. I know times are...
LAPD...Thank you for calling. How may we not help you?
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-30 00:28:10 -0700 | funny-news
If you have tried to contact the Los Angeles Police Department recently you may have noticed their latest greeting. Last week, I called the main headquarters and asked to speak to a specific detective in the Robbery-Homicide unit. I was...
Shocking pictures of unlucky kids having world's worst parents
Posted by: JasonBornee
Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-25 10:23:28 -0700 | funny-news
These shocking pictures of unlucky kids would take your breath away. In the highly civilized world, it's very annoying to see such photos which clearly shows how badly these kids are brought up. The shots are a proof that to...
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