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Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-16 08:57:31 -0700 | funny-news

So I recently helped a single friend set up an account online with a specialty dating service. He proceeded to outline all of his personal pros and cons as he gleefully constructed what was to become his profile. This was...
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Breaking News: Superman swallows Kryptonite at news Ben Affleck will play Batman
   
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

Holy jokes! Has Hollywood gone batty? Ben Affleck will play Batman in a film that will bring the Dark Knight and Superman together on the silver screen and it has the Twitter-Bats are all a’flutter. Some examples: “I don’t think...
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Posted by: nokefree10

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-06-30 18:59:55 -0700 | funny-news

Personalized Christmas Birkenstock Gifts The time for Christmas shopping is rapidly approaching us and many companies will be actively booking their Xmas parties around this time of year to make sure they and their staff are not disappointed with the...
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Posted by: rsa76

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-06-23 06:53:29 -0700 | funny-news

Residents of California has once again had a contest for the most ugly dog ​​in the country. The owner of the winning pet received a $ 1,500 dinner in a luxury hotel and a photo session for your dog. Has...
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Breaking News: Syrian hackers "announced" Justin Bieber's gay on Twitter
   
Posted by: rsa76

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-05-24 05:31:27 -0700 | funny-news

Hackers "Syrian Electronic Army" (Syrian Electronic Army, SEA) hacked Twitter news website E! Online and published a post about gay Justin Bieber. On Saturday in the Twitter post was published on the portal, it was reported that Justin Bieber is...
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Breaking News: My best financial move (Satire)
   
Posted by: AnthonyViscito

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:03:01 -0700 | funny-news

The best financial move I ever made was not moving at all. What do I mean by that? Well I’m about to tell you. It all started in 2004 when I was just about to graduate from high school. I...
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Breaking News: One man's waste is another baby's food (Satire)
   
Posted by: AnthonyViscito

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-03-18 00:03:29 -0700 | funny-news

According to sources Baby Food may be more natural than originally thought. Sources close to the situation have reported that most Baby Food comes from regurgitated fruits and vegetables from recent retirees. “Old Folks” are jumping back into the work...
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Posted by: fibonnaci

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-12-26 07:59:37 -0800 | funny-news

Butt (II) (2006) Butt (1999) Butt (1987) Angel Butt (1987) Wild at Butt (1990) The Courageous Butt of Irena Sendler (2009) (TV Movie) Young@Butt (2007) Playing by Butt (1998) Where the Butt Is (2000) Music of the Butt (1999) Crazy...
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Breaking News: A Stripper Pole for your SUV?
   
Posted by: LesMac

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-09-04 06:46:22 -0700 | funny-news

As I was about to sit down at the laptop to do some research for They Walk Among Us (how`s that for a plug), I was distracted by a news report on KTLA. Something about stripper poles being sold...for some...
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Breaking News: What exactly does "hands free" mean?
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-08 17:23:16 -0700 | funny-news

So I am back on the 101 freeway where I spend too much of my life. There is no black primer Honda in sight. (You’ll have to read the Donut Story to understand). This time, I am next to a...
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Breaking News: So where does Facebook end and stalking begin?
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-08 17:30:53 -0700 | funny-news

So I found one of my best friends from elementary school, let’s call him Gregg cause that’s his name, on Facebook and sent him a message. According to him, we had spoken about 19 years ago when last I tracked...
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Breaking News: Getting old isn't hard, it just takes time!
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-12 02:53:37 -0700 | funny-news

I was having coffee with my old friend Jack this morning and as we were talking, I noticed he and I have reached the age where a measurable portion of our conversations aren’t about the latest and coolest cars or...
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Breaking News: Where did “Yada, Yada, Yada” go?
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-08 17:49:43 -0700 | funny-news

I’m texting my friend Tracey today, because no one talks anymore. And as I continue to ramble on, similar to my “stories,” she texts me, “blah, blah, blah.” So I begin to wonder, where did “yada, yada, yada” go? I...
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Breaking News: Where's Elvis when you need him?
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-08 18:20:50 -0700 | funny-news

It seems Seth Horvitz of Washington, DC, ordered a flat screen TV from Amazon.com but received a Sig Sauer assault rifle. For some reason, I seem to be the only one that recognizes how these two go hand in hand....
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Breaking News: Mr. Webster, you're fired!
   
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-08 18:15:23 -0700 | funny-news

It’s hard for me to understand why the English language is the way it is. I was reading the news about a bus that said it had a “fiery crash.” I am truly sorry about that, but why isn’t it...
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