There's nothing like ‘Warm Apple Pie'
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-06-16 01:28:01 -0700 | funny-news
Now I’ve heard of a Lemon or Lavender Air Freshener, but ‘Warm Apple Pie’; not cold, warm. Well I was definitely warm, I had just been to the toilet for you know what (let’s just say I was sitting down...
The Captain and Tennille sing 'Muskrat Love' - not around here
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Belleville :: Canada | updated 2013-06-14 18:15:41 -0700 | funny-news
Unless you have been living in country run by radical Islamic ayatollahs, you probably remember the American husband and wife duo, the Captain (Daryl Dragon) and (Toni) Tennille. They had a hit in 1976 with the song, Muskrat Love. Not...
UK: call the hotline complaint with the police as a prostitute too ugly
Posted by: KhanhElegant
London :: United Kingdom | updated 2013-06-17 01:11:00 -0700 | funny-news
West Midlands Police said they received a call at 19:30 on 11/6 (local time), callers complained that prostitutes are not as attractive as advertisement. The man said that he met prostitutes in a car. "When he's too damn bad woman,...
U.S. Hiding Spy Device in Women's Bras says Snowden
Posted by: fibonnaci
Hong Kong :: China | updated 2013-06-16 16:26:22 -0700 | funny-news
Edward Snowden seems to be a non-stop fountain of revelations lately, concerning the surveillance tricks the U.S. is up to spying on citizens. The latest revelation is that there are tiny microphones,and cameras hidden in most women's bras sold today,...
Mountainbikes
Posted by: veloshop3
Perlsdorf :: Austria | updated 2013-06-12 08:44:23 -0700 | funny-news
For a long time parents have been teaching their kids to ride a bike using beginner wheels. It is a time-honored tradition as well as for most parents, it's this is the way it's done. Unfortunately, beginner wheels don't train...
Argentine : A Footballer expelled from the game on harming a dog
Posted by: rsa76
Buenos Aires :: Argentina | updated 2013-06-13 10:38:43 -0700 | funny-news
BUENOS AIRES - A minor league footballer of Argentine football was expelled for mistreating a dog that had entered the court. The Fox Sports in Argentina released on Tuesday images in which the player is identified as José Giménez, when...
Spain police dog wins U.K's award for bravery
Posted by: rsa76
Móstoles :: Spain | updated 2013-06-11 23:18:20 -0700 | funny-news
MOSTOLES, Spain - It was the day of Ajax. Nervous to much attention, tried to answer his gaze to the television cameras that record the moment wanted. He was not a hero either. Ajax is 12 and is a dog...
NSA needs a theme song, and you can help choose it
Posted by:
Punditty
Santa Cruz :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-06-14 15:55:36 -0700 | funny-news
Admit it: You’re a little spooked by what the spooks might have on you. A few too many visits to your favorite adult-themed site? A few strategically placed online bets during football season? Those e-mails you sent to a co-worker...
Egyptian high schoolers mass cheating in three governorates
Posted by: Amed Agour
Asyut :: Egypt | updated 2013-06-09 07:19:53 -0700 | funny-news
EGYPT - On the first day of high school eleventh grade finals, Egyptian students have engaged in mass cheating in Asyut, Aswan and Daqahlia, independent teachers syndicate said in a report according to Youm7.com. Cars and motorcycles were used to...
Woman discovers online ‘friend' is actually ex-husband
Posted by: neelamnaz
Saint Paul Park :: MN :: USA | updated 2013-06-10 03:01:23 -0700 | funny-news
NEWS HAPPEN IN MINNESOTA WRITTEN BY: NEELAM NAZ DATE: JUNE 08,2013 A divorced Minnesota woman discovered that the man she'd been communicating with online for roughly a year was actually her ex-husband, the St. Paul Pioneer Press reports. The woman...
Add movies to Microsoft Windows 8 Tablet-Play MKV/DVD/Blu-ray on Surface RT/Pro
Posted by: jacknjchn
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-06-07 23:10:50 -0700 | funny-news
Summary: This guide is written for Microsoft Surface RT or Surface Pro owners who feel like downloading their movie library including DVD/Blu-ray movies and various formats of 1080p, 720P videos to Microsoft Surface Tablet for playback on the go. Once...
Cleveland Judge Pinkey Carr: “I'm like Burger King, have it your way.”
Posted by: Dawn Jones
Cleveland :: OH :: USA | updated 2013-06-11 12:24:20 -0700 | funny-news
Clevelander Richard Dameron may want to rethink his strategy when it comes to disobeying an order from a judge, especially Judge Pinkey Carr who told Dameron “I’m like Burger King, have it your way.” (Fox 8, June 5) As punishment...
The Darth Chronicles – “Darth as a Singer”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-06-05 23:28:10 -0700 | funny-news
The Garths (Garth Brooks and Garth from Wayne’s World) made Darth Vader sing in a singing duel when Darth versed the Garths. The Garth’s knew they couldn’t take on Darth Vader in hand-to-hand combat, so they got him to sing,...
Interesting facts about children
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-06-04 14:50:24 -0700 | funny-news
Most twins are born in Nigeria The youngest parents ever were 8 and 9 year-olds and they lived in China in 1910 The oldest toy that was found is 3 000 years old - now it's being exposed in Louvre....
Rubber B Ad Campaign, Rolex Submariner Watch Band, Deepsea Bracelet
Posted by: alex47
Miami :: FL :: USA | updated 2013-06-04 09:16:29 -0700 | funny-news
Rolex bracelets want in on the fun. In this nifty stop-motion film, 1500 colorful straps for Rolex are demonstrating the limitless activities they are designed to endure! Made in Switzerland by leaders in the watch industry, each Rubber B model...
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