The Darth Chronicles – “Darth in Retirement”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 21:33:48 -0700 | funny-news
Darth is sitting on his cushioned banana chair, sipping on a Lemon Lime and Bitters and Pina Colada through a straw into his infamous mask, and humming The Empire Song, whilst him and his 100-room mansion overlooks pristine views of...
Clean the dog poop off her shoe for better relationship
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Barry Ellsworth
Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 10:55:25 -0700 | funny-news
It is multiple choice time, involving the interaction of husband and wife. You pick the option that best suits you, and then I provide my thoughts on the matter at the end. 1. It's a beautiful day and you want...
Leading Fox News urged U.S. citizens "punch" to those who voted for Obama
Posted by: rsa76
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-05-24 18:25:12 -0700 | funny-news
Host of The Five on the American television channel Fox News was very furious that the U.S. Justice Department follows one of the journalists channel. In her radio program, she turned to the audience with a call to find someone...
Choosing Steak Cuts
Posted by: tiancaiya9074
Beijing :: China | updated 2013-05-24 02:35:10 -0700 | funny-news
Good beef starts with finding the right cow. The best time to slaughter a cow for beef is when the cow is between a year and a half and two years old. When the beef is the right color and...
Woman caught in goat milk frenzy (#3 in the Mary Lou saga)
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Barry Ellsworth
Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 02:54:23 -0700 | funny-news
Goat milk soap -- I didn't realize that it can become an obsession with some people, working them into a lather. However, when you consider that Cleopatra may have bathed in the soap to keep her skin soft and to...
Funny and dumb laws
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 20:58:06 -0700 | funny-news
In Minnesota it's prohibited to have sexual relations of any kind with birds. In Oklahoma it's prohibited to buy toilet paper on weekends. In Ohio it's prohibited to talk to a parrot about stomach disorders. In Mexica it's prohibited to...
Funny and strange law
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 21:01:41 -0700 | funny-news
1. Bubblegum is prohibited in Singapore. Only nicotine gums are allowed but you have to have the prescription to get it. 2. In Indonesia durians (fruits) are not allowed to eat in public places because they smell awfully. 3. In...
Random facts about everything
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 21:03:00 -0700 | funny-news
1. Most women pay more attention to how men smell rather than how they look. 2. Crows are able to recognize peoples' faces and warn other crows if they've seen you doing something that could harm them. 3. One apple...
Nuns dress like Muslims: Bishops (Satire)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 07:50:43 -0700 | funny-news
Dipping a pen in religious waters is always dangerous, but I believe I’ve had a revelation and when you have a revelation you must share it. You’ve heard this business about Pope Benedict XVI and the Catholic bishops administering a...
Interesting facts about love Pt 2
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 03:05:31 -0700 | funny-news
1. In ancient times sweat was the main ingredient of all the perfumes, as it contains attracting feromones. 2. One of the mexican kings thought chocolade to be "the lovedrug" and drank 50 cups of it when he had to...
Wife chooses Blackberry over husband (#1 in the Mary Lou saga)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Oshawa :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 09:44:14 -0700 | funny-news
We had a good run – four years – but the bloom is off the romantic rose for Mary Lou and yours truly. Something has come between us. It’s not another man or woman, it’s not growing apart because of...
Consider this my application for Pope (satire)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Rome :: Italy | updated 2013-05-24 03:09:48 -0700 | funny-news
To: Conclave of Cardinals, Apostolic Palace, Vatican City, Italy, ONE GOD Dear Sirs: I read with interest that Pope Benedict XVI resigned his position as God’s representative on Earth. While the position has been filled, please accept this as my...
Interesting facts about love
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 11:18:00 -0700 | funny-news
1. The most popular wedding song is not Whitney Houston, Celine Dion or even Mariah Carey. It's "Everything I do (I do it for you) by Brian Adams. As to me, I'd prefer "Whatever happens" by Michael Jackson )) 2....
The Darth Chronicles – “Darth as a Movie-Maker”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-25 03:15:02 -0700 | funny-news
Darth Vader actually helped George Lucas produce and direct the new Star Wars episodes. You know the one, with Anakin Skywalker and Princess Amidala – ‘What Darth Vader a movie producer and director, c’mon?’ Yeah, I know what you are...
Popular nightmares. What do they mean?
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 21:58:04 -0700 | funny-news
1. Sickness and health problems it means that you're afraid of something new and unfamiliar that is about to enter your life. It can also mean that you're afraid of getting ill or that something isn't going the way you...
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