Nuns dress like Muslims: Bishops (Satire)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 07:50:43 -0700 | funny-news
Dipping a pen in religious waters is always dangerous, but I believe I’ve had a revelation and when you have a revelation you must share it. You’ve heard this business about Pope Benedict XVI and the Catholic bishops administering a...
Interesting facts about love Pt 2
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 03:05:31 -0700 | funny-news
1. In ancient times sweat was the main ingredient of all the perfumes, as it contains attracting feromones. 2. One of the mexican kings thought chocolade to be "the lovedrug" and drank 50 cups of it when he had to...
Wife chooses Blackberry over husband (#1 in the Mary Lou saga)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Oshawa :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 09:44:14 -0700 | funny-news
We had a good run – four years – but the bloom is off the romantic rose for Mary Lou and yours truly. Something has come between us. It’s not another man or woman, it’s not growing apart because of...
Consider this my application for Pope (satire)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth
Rome :: Italy | updated 2013-05-24 03:09:48 -0700 | funny-news
To: Conclave of Cardinals, Apostolic Palace, Vatican City, Italy, ONE GOD Dear Sirs: I read with interest that Pope Benedict XVI resigned his position as God’s representative on Earth. While the position has been filled, please accept this as my...
Interesting facts about love
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-25 11:08:18 -0700 | funny-news
1. The most popular wedding song is not Whitney Houston, Celine Dion or even Mariah Carey. It's "Everything I do (I do it for you) by Brian Adams. As to me, I'd prefer "Whatever happens" by Michael Jackson )) 2....
The Darth Chronicles – “Darth as a Movie-Maker”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-25 03:15:02 -0700 | funny-news
Darth Vader actually helped George Lucas produce and direct the new Star Wars episodes. You know the one, with Anakin Skywalker and Princess Amidala – ‘What Darth Vader a movie producer and director, c’mon?’ Yeah, I know what you are...
Popular nightmares. What do they mean?
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 21:58:04 -0700 | funny-news
1. Sickness and health problems it means that you're afraid of something new and unfamiliar that is about to enter your life. It can also mean that you're afraid of getting ill or that something isn't going the way you...
The scariest monsters in world's mythology
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 22:00:09 -0700 | funny-news
1. Dybbuk - In Jewish mythology of a dead sinner. Its soul is not received in a Better World so it has nothing else to do other than possess somebody's body and spoil lifes of alive people. How to avoid...
Camping Quite Different (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-05-24 06:31:05 -0700 | funny-news
Out “camping” with friends I would go In places most people don’t know Was that really me A real sight to see In women’s clothes we were the show - Camp - From the French slang term se camper, meaning...
Random facts about human body Pt3
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 03:22:46 -0700 | funny-news
The dust in our houses consist mostly of dry skin particles. 99,9% of people cannot rech elbow with tongue. When we press the seashell to our ear, it's not the sound of waves we hear but the sound of our...
Random facts about different countries
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-23 22:32:25 -0700 | funny-news
France is the biggest country in Western Europe and the third biggest in Europe (after Russia and Ukraine). France is the second European country with the highest rate of medicine consumption (first is Luxembourg). France is the second in the...
Random facts about human body Pt2
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 03:43:45 -0700 | funny-news
-In general, married people live for 6 years more than unmarried. - Old people tolearte pain better than young. - The longest coma afetr the patient woke up lasted for 37 years. - It is thought that people who were...
UK : Shoes that every one like to eat
Posted by: rsa76
London :: United Kingdom | updated 2013-05-24 03:52:20 -0700 | funny-news
In London chocolate shoes are prepared of different colors that every one want to eat. But you will have to think 100 times before eat because its price is 700 pound. The creator of the shoes has said that initialy...
Coin tossing breaks tie in Philippine mayoral race
Posted by: skooter
Cebu :: Philippines | updated 2013-05-24 03:52:24 -0700 | funny-news
Skooter reports 05/18/13 Two candidates running for mayor in the Philippines garnered exactly the same number of votes. So what they do, the election authorities get them to toss a coin. For the mayoral race of San Teodoro town in...
Random facts about human body Pt1
Posted by: toxxic
Valga :: Estonia | updated 2013-05-24 08:03:45 -0700 | funny-news
- Newborns can see green and red colors, but cannot see blue. - If you hold your hands in a warm water for a few minutes it helps reduce headache - Aspirin becomes 40% more effective if taken with hot...
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