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Breaking News: Thanks to moms, dads don't get no respect on Father's Day
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-07-05 21:33:02 -0700 | funny-news

It is time to acknowledge the truth – Father’s Day is this Sunday, June 15, but dads don’t get no respect, to paraphrase late comedian Rodney Dangerfield. The proof is in the money, honey. Americans will spend about $7.4 billion...
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Breaking News: White cop makes black man see red
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-04-04 06:11:20 -0700 | funny-news

People in different countries react in different ways to humor. Sometimes there is a misunderstanding of meaning. Other times it is perfectly clear. Gay gay: An openly gay man walks into a bar in Uganda, a country notorious for its...
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Breaking News: So Merkel says to Obama, 'Did you get my cellphone messages?'
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-04-12 09:13:45 -0700 | funny-news

Everybody has a funny bone, but humor can also be targeted to countries. So, just for the fun of it, here are some examples with all original material, for better or worse, by the writer: South Africa: An elephant from...
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Breaking News: Shot through the heart, my wife's to blame - she gives love a bad name
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-03-04 09:30:33 -0800 | funny-news

My wife left me for another on Valentine's Day. Sob. We had a good run – four years – but the bloom is off the romantic rose for Mary Lou and yours truly. Something has come between us. It’s not...
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Breaking News: Trouble looms as 12 Days of Christmas unfold  (Video)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-12-20 13:21:11 -0800 | funny-news

This is about the "Twelve Days of Christmas," that old favorite English Christmas carol. The song was actually written during the period – 1558 until 1829 – when Roman Catholics could not show their faith publicly, reported the Catholic News...
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Breaking News: Bachelorette Party Ideas
Posted by: elinasmith5

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-01-13 12:54:44 -0800 | funny-news

Wedding season is around and it is the perfect occasion to entertain your loved ones by throwing a nice party. While it may sound interesting but it takes a lot of efforts to make a party a big success. It...
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Breaking News: Penis-shaped shrub gets pruned
Posted by: VeronicaS

Windsor :: Canada | updated 2013-10-20 14:01:12 -0700 | funny-news

In more pressing news; a penis shaped shrubbery in Windsor, Ontario, was ordered to get a “make-over” Wednesday. The stunningly artistic bush was pruned into a more traditional, less, sex-organ like shape. According to local blog Windsor Square, tthe 10...
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Breaking News: Men, women - same species but brains wired differently
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-24 14:46:43 -0700 | funny-news

It is said variety is the spice of life, but I could use a little less seasoning at times. This is in reference to the variety, differences if you will, between men and women. More specifically, between myself and spouse...
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Breaking News: Kidnapped American rescued in Winnipeg preventing international incident (Humor)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Winnipeg :: Canada | updated 2013-08-31 15:25:41 -0700 | funny-news

The kidnapping and daring rescue of an American held in a Canadian city that is the birthplace of Winnie the Pooh almost sparked a diplomatic row between the two countries this week. Word in diplomatic circles is that the US...
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Breaking News: 'Hi-Yo, Silver! Away' - Texas Sen. Ted Cruz spurns Canadian citizenship  (Opinion)
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 16:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

From one Canadian to another, “Goodbye, Ted Cruz, live long and prosper.” The Texas Republican senator, born in the Canadian Wild West city of Calgary, Alberta, to an American mother and a Cuban father, has renounced any claims on citizenship...
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Posted by: isabelmarant

Kamloops :: Canada | updated 2013-07-31 02:17:43 -0700 | funny-news

Guide to Pub Insurance A pub isn't really like any other type of business, and therefore the insurance that it needs isn't really like any other insurance. That is why you need to get insurance from a company that understands...
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Posted by: nokefree10

Merritt :: Canada | updated 2013-07-30 17:29:49 -0700 | funny-news

Customer Service - 3 Ways To Win Loyalty and Build A Reputation for Customer Service You'll never know exactly how much business you lose due to so-so customer service. sihmighzua But I guarantee that if your business is in trouble,...
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Posted by: pleinon

Cranbrook :: Canada | updated 2013-07-30 00:45:32 -0700 | funny-news

Every Business Should Be Disaster Ready The US Small Business Administration recommends that every business should take steps to prepare for a disaster. It is important to assess the possible risk to you and your company. Ask yourself what are...
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Posted by: abilenesmith2012

Kelowna :: Canada | updated 2013-12-07 12:07:24 -0800 | funny-news

Black Hawk Online Games Microsoft is urging reset on policies related to its Xbox One video game console Two major features of Microsoft’s...
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Posted by: nokefree10

Kitimat :: Canada | updated 2013-07-26 17:29:41 -0700 | funny-news

How To Identify The First Signs Of Pregnancy by Regina R. Howard Every single woman is different. The same thing is true for each and every pregnancy. No 2 pregnancies are similar, Although for the same women. What may change...
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