And Then She Said, "Now, You Can Do What Ever You Want." The Wife To Her Husband
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 12:29:50 -0700 | funny-news
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't...
Baby's First Doctor's Visit (LOL)
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 12:29:53 -0700 | funny-news
Baby's First Doctor Visit. This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first...
Revenue Canada Agent & The Hospital CFO (LOL)
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 12:31:51 -0700 | funny-news
Think about what you ask and how you ask the question, this is a really good one! At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Revenue...
Oh! I Love This Doctor & Maybe You Would Too (Hillarious)
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Calgary :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 12:31:51 -0700 | funny-news
A patient goes to his Doctor and asks a few questions here goes: Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste...
I Will Do Anything For $20.00 Ha! Ha! You Go Girl!
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:35:53 -0700 | funny-news
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him....
Happy & Sad At The Same Time Too Hillarious & Ouch!
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:35:54 -0700 | funny-news
Happy and Sad A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you...
A Nice Married Man!
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 12:55:58 -0700 | funny-news
A Nice Married Man When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud,...
A Woman's 2011 New Years Prayer (LOL)
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:38:15 -0700 | funny-news
LOL ... Dear God, M y prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body Please don't mix these up like you did last year. Have a laugh some do pray this way.Thanks Marcia for the...
What Causes Mad Cow Disease Asked The Reporter (Hillarious!!!)
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Deep River :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:40:17 -0700 | funny-news
It is said that a TV lady reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Dildo, Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to...
The TWO Letter Word
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Calgary :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:48:42 -0700 | funny-news
Read until the end.....you'll laugh.... This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to...
The Illiterate Father & His Educated Son (lol)
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:50:22 -0700 | funny-news
An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they set up their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, the father wakes his son and asks anxiously: "Look up to the sky & tell me what...
Mommy Why Did Daddy Divorce You? (lol)
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:50:23 -0700 | funny-news
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not...
Ha! Ha! Wife Goes From "My Life "To "Wrong Number"
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 07:51:22 -0700 | funny-news
A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"After 5 years of marriage...
My Wife Asked Me *( WHOOPS - WRONG ANSWER LOL )*Picture
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2012-04-10 08:06:57 -0700 | funny-news
My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake." Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM Have a good laugh people! Thanks Annmarie...
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