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Belleville :: Canada | updated 2013-06-21 11:27:10 -0700 | funny-news

Unless you have been living in country run by radical Islamic ayatollahs, you probably remember the American husband and wife duo, the Captain (Daryl Dragon) and (Toni) Tennille. They had a hit in 1976 with the song, Muskrat Love. Not...
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Breaking News: 'She came in through the bathroom window' (#7 in the Mary Lou saga)
 
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 18:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

I don't know about you, but when morning rolls around at our house and we fall reluctantly out of bed, the bathroom wars begin. War may be too strong a word – the occasional skirmish would be more apropos. It...
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Breaking News: Toad pees in dog's mouth, causes panic  (#6 in the Mary Lou saga)
 
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-29 06:56:18 -0700 | funny-news

Call it the episode of the toad. It is a macabre tale in which the hero (me, homo sap-ien) has his virtue celebrated by being locked out of the house, a frightened woman (femalus excitablis) screams, a villainous dog (canis...
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-05-26 10:09:36 -0700 | funny-news

I never imagined conjuring up Neil Young when my wife, Mary Lou declared that she desired a pair of rubber boots for dryness when she walked Quinte, our Jack Russell Terrier (or Terrorist, as we call her). “OK,” I said....
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Breaking News: Clean the dog poop off her shoe for better relationship
 
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 18:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

It is multiple choice time, involving the interaction of husband and wife. You pick the option that best suits you, and then I provide my thoughts on the matter at the end. 1. It's a beautiful day and you want...
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Breaking News: Woman caught in goat milk frenzy (#3 in the Mary Lou saga)
 
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Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 18:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

Goat milk soap -- I didn't realize that it can become an obsession with some people, working them into a lather. However, when you consider that Cleopatra may have bathed in the soap to keep her skin soft and to...
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Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-08-24 16:03:39 -0700 | funny-news

Dipping a pen in religious waters is always dangerous, but I believe I’ve had a revelation and when you have a revelation you must share it. You’ve heard this business about Pope Benedict XVI and the Catholic bishops administering a...
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Oshawa :: Canada | updated 2013-05-24 09:44:14 -0700 | funny-news

We had a good run – four years – but the bloom is off the romantic rose for Mary Lou and yours truly. Something has come between us. It’s not another man or woman, it’s not growing apart because of...
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Guelph :: Canada | updated 2013-03-21 05:27:16 -0700 | funny-news

The Onion is satire? Really? Duh! Some people on the internet are so thick when it comes to understanding what is true and what is just a...ah...JOKE...you know what a joke is don't you? Well of course YOU do, but...
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Breaking News: My Mother Always Talking About Sex:Seth Rogen
 
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Vancouver :: Canada | updated 2013-03-18 01:33:10 -0700 | funny-news

Seth Rogen's mother 'talks with regards to sexual far too much'. 'The Guilt Trip' funny man is usually distinguished intended for cracking pranks with regards to farting, belches, smoking pot and a lot of additional taboo subjects, however promises their...
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Guelph :: Canada | updated 2013-02-10 16:08:10 -0800 | funny-news

Woman Receives email Message from DEad Husband Mrs. Trixie Karkasian, a 22 year old woman who lost her young husband when he fell into a volcano while hiking in the Andes five years ago, claims she recently received an email...
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Breaking News: Me and my mama...the bread story
 
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Hamilton :: Canada | updated 2013-09-30 18:02:59 -0700 | funny-news

Me and My Mama… The Bread Story When I was around eight years old, this is going back to the early 70's... (Now don't be doing the math trying to figure out how old I am, let's just say I...
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Breaking News: Person Punished for Putting a Cat in the Dryer
 
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London :: Canada | updated 2012-12-03 19:34:59 -0800 | funny-news

A British civilian put his cat in the dryer along with his clothes and took the video and uploaded it on Youtube. RSPCA said he is to be punished. The 23 year old Allen Stouthan of Huntingdon victimized the cat...
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Calmar :: Canada | updated 2012-09-26 06:28:55 -0700 | funny-news

The Calgary Zoo in Alberta, Canada, released a video of two gorillas closely watching a caterpillar as it inches along an enclosure gate. The Western Lowland Gorillas appear to be curious and perhaps even a bit perplexed when they first...
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Breaking News: CTV anchorman mistakenly tells meteorologist he wants to canoodle on live TV: Video
 
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Vancouver :: Canada | updated 2012-11-02 14:37:16 -0700 | funny-news

CTV Vancouver Island news anchor Andrew Johnson is certainly red-faced, but then so is his co-worker, weather host Astrid Braunschmidt. The Vancouver Island news station had aired a story about a town where couples used to come to “canoodle” —which...
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