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Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:12 -0700 | funny-news

They have the Bodybuilding championships, Strong Man competitions, egg and spoon races and now the World Firefighting Championships. First the roof, now the world is on fire, what on Earth did you do? They’ll have live coverage from around the...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:12 -0700 | funny-news

Mike Tyson had a pet Tiger. Perhaps people should include Tigers as pets as well - ‘where’s the dog or cat? That Tiger has been sitting in the corner looking awfully fat and guilty. So much for… ‘Eye of the...
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Breaking News: It has-ka be Alaska
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-11-02 13:03:24 -0700 | funny-news

They’ve made re-runs of Titanic how many times now. I know it is a damn good movie, minus the constant bawl-your-eyes-out parts and yes, yes, yes, the bloody thing-a-ma-jig sinking. Whose to blame, you could say those humongous icebergs who...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:28 -0700 | funny-news

Getting tipsy, now that’s a tip, is a fun state, yeah, let’s all join hands and sing koombia. But getting drunk, bmm bmm. Some see and experience drunkeness as a higher state of tipsiness, as if you’re floating on clouds...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:33 -0700 | funny-news

Where would you go if you did not have a house to live in, I guess a tent in the nearest National Park with the birds and the bees would be a choice. But people want to live in relative...
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Breaking News: Talk about Epic Tennis
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

Moses definitely parted the Red Sea and Ben Hur won his nail-biting chariot race, all ‘epic’ spectaculars with an epic star in Charlton Heston (what an actor, with a deep Godly voice). These epics are much like the Djokovic and...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

People love their go-go mobiles and what would we ever do without petrol to keep our go-go mobiles chugga-chugging along. Don’t worry about using a straw, there’s oceans of petrol out there too big for one go-go mobile. I bet...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-07-08 00:19:36 -0700 | funny-news

There have been reports of a newt on the moon, you know that fish sort of a thing. Then again it could be Newt Gingrich, the US Presidential candidate, making a name for himself. But there is a vast difference...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-07-23 08:21:18 -0700 | funny-news

‘Ok I’ve got my can of Solo, where to now?’ ‘It’s time for a solo effort that’s why.’ ‘Well, I’ve already drunk my Solo Lemon Crush, isn’t that enough?’ ‘Are you kidding, that’s just the start, we’re going...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

I don’t know if it’s something to be proud about, but living down the road from the hospital can be sweet and sour, and no it’s not a case of bad Chinese takeaway. So the question might pop up, ‘what’s...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

I don’t know about you, but I love my free stuff. ‘What free stuff?’, you might ask, you want some too do you, ha ha. Let’s talk business here (oh your so big Mr. businessman). We’re talking about free movies,...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:47 -0700 | funny-news

Where to start, this topic is big. Actually it is tiny, remember how big computers used to be, a whole room man, ‘ it’s as big as a house’. Even the Silverback Gorilla would be pressed against the wall with...
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Breaking News: WORLDS BEST JOKE
 
Posted by: daudbhinder

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-01-16 05:49:18 -0800 | funny-news

ONE DAY...................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................... NOTHING HAPPENED...
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Breaking News: Watch out for them Trucks
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:49 -0700 | funny-news

If you thought Goliath was big, get an eye full of those trucks on the road, you know, truckies. It’s like a love-hate relationship I tell you. You think you own the road, and either at that same time, or...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2012-03-31 18:45:52 -0700 | funny-news

I had you there didn’t I. I bet you thought it was cricket or baseball. Picture the fish in the big cup of the ocean doing synchronized swimming and singing in harmony as they wait with such joy (this is...
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