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Breaking News: See Why I Call This The World's Perfect Business!
 
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Surinam :: Mauritius | updated 2012-11-02 15:14:31 -0700 | funny-news

Now, I can imagine there might have been times in your life, maybe even now, when you wonder how you're going to pay your bills next month, or how you're going to stretch your money until payday. After all, even...
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Breaking News: Woman Covers 95% Of her Body With Tattoos by Billo on August 10, 2010
 
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Fougamou :: Gabon | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:06 -0800 | funny-news

But it wasn’t in the name of art that she started tattooing herself, it was because of her skin condition, called porphyria, which gave her blisters when her skin was exposed to sunlight. To mask her scarring, she first tried...
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Breaking News: MY DEAREST WIFE
 
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Dondo :: Angola | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:17 -0800 | funny-news

To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why...
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Breaking News: No Medicine Like The Blues
 
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Suez :: Egypt | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:18 -0800 | funny-news

My Band "BUCK69" needs sponsors for our new CD "No Medicine Like The Blues" Every dollar helps, so even if you can only pledge a $1.00 please do it! You will not be charged any money unless we meet our...
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Breaking News: Self appraisal
 
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Simunye :: Swaziland | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:37 -0800 | funny-news

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting...
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Breaking News: Why i love you
 
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Sironko :: Uganda | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:37 -0800 | funny-news

I love the way you tell me that I’m beautiful, and the way you make me laugh like no one else. I love the way you move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me on my face....
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Soddo :: Ethiopia | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:38 -0800 | funny-news

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last...
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Breaking News: Financial Management (Humor)
 
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as Samārah :: Western Sahara | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:50 -0800 | funny-news

Financial Management (Humor) Managing with less money A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.How? The other beggar asked.First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday. I went to Taj and ordered...
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Sangaredi :: Guinea | updated 2012-03-03 10:11:51 -0800 | funny-news

Can you kiss me, till I feel you? Can you hold me till I melt with you as one? Can you guide me to your heaven? Can you make it become ours…? Can you pray for me as I am...
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Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2012-04-10 07:56:31 -0700 | funny-news

The Criminal Court of Shubra al-Khaimah - Cairo- Egypt , witnessed funny incident yesterday, when the President of the Courtsurprised during the consideration of one case, that the defendant in the case, is a 5-year-old boy , who was accused...
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Conakry :: Guinea | updated 2012-01-18 23:42:39 -0800 | funny-news

Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions. Seals used for their fur get extremely sick when taken aboard ships. Sloths take two weeks to digest their food. Guinea...
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Breaking News: Guess What it is!
 
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Victoria :: Seychelles | updated 2012-11-02 18:19:46 -0700 | funny-news

This is Just a Seed! Posted on 20 October 2010 It’s a seed of Coco de Mer tree. It looks pretty weird… ;) Here what we found on wikipedia about it: The Coco de Mer belongs to the Coryphoidae subfamily...
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Nairobi :: Kenya | updated 2011-10-25 04:25:09 -0700 | funny-news

By George Okore: This week’s exposure of secret and clandestine diplomatic correspondence by Wikileaks is surely going to revolutionize governance and democracy, especially for African countries which must open up information they have in their coffers The public has got...
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